Stress
Relief,
the Philly
Way
Go burble was born right here in the City of Brotherly Love—where the potholes are deep, the Wawa lines are long, and we somehow still love every second of it.
From SEPTA delays to parking wars to neighbors with Christmas lights up ’til July, Philly life can be a lot. That’s where Go burble comes in—helping you de-stress, reset, and breathe.
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Release the chaos of Philly life with this calming session. From potholes to PPA tickets, find your balance, your pride, and your peace—anchored with the powerful reminder: Go Birds.
In this session imagine flying over Philadelphia and seeing its beauty from above while you shift your stress to soothing calm.
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Dog Pop
Bag Litter
Liberation
When the sidewalk turns into a minefield of forgotten doggy bags, it’s enough to make even the chillest Philly neighbor snap. This session helps you let it go—because you can’t control your block, but you can control your vibe.
Pothole Zen
It’s not a Philly winter without craters swallowing your tires. Instead of stewing in anger while you dodge asphalt craters, this session grounds you and keeps you from losing your cool—because your suspension deserves better.
Cone Zone Calm
The unofficial “dibs” system is a Philly tradition, but when your cones disappear—or worse, your spot—rage happens fast. This session helps you breathe through the madness so you don’t end up keying someone’s car (tempting as it may be).
Septa Serenity
Bus delays, sudden route cuts, or that magical moment when your bus sails past your stop—this session is here for all of it. Pop in your earbuds, fire up Go burble, and let your stress roll away faster than the Route 23.
Firework or
gunshot?
Firework or gunshot? In Philly, sometimes you don’t know. Either way, that spike of anxiety is real. This session helps your nervous system reset so you can relax without jumping at every sound.
Sports
Heartbreak
Heal
Whether it’s the Birds, the Phils, or the Sixers, being a Philly fan is an emotional marathon. This session gives you a subconscious reset after a rough loss, turning heartbreak into hope—because there’s always next season.
Green Light,
Red Light
Rage Release
Philly drivers are a special breed. From people blowing red lights to tailgating you on Broad, this session is your ticket to chill behind the wheel. Deep breaths, hands at 10 and 2, and a little subconscious reset so your commute doesn’t ruin your day.
Wiz Wit
Wisdom
From Pat’s to Geno’s to Jim’s, the cheesesteak wars are eternal. This session is your stress-free space to stop debating “wiz wit or wiz witout” and just focus on the delicious simplicity of choosing your flavor—and chilling while you do it.
Wage Tax
Wipeout
Nothing quite stings like that Philly wage tax deduction. This session is here to soothe the burn and remind you that you’re still hustling, still thriving, and still here for the love of this city (even if the city keeps taking that cut).
Bike Lane
Balancer
To the car parked in the bike lane: why? This session is for bikers, walkers, and drivers alike—because Philly chaos doesn’t have to send you spiraling. Take a moment to reset and ride on.
PPA
Peace
The Parking Authority: the ultimate equal-opportunity stress machine. Whether it’s a $36 ticket for breathing wrong or the boot you definitely didn’t deserve, this session helps you unclench, breathe, and remind yourself that you will survive the PPA.
Stop letting Philly life get the best of you.
Take a minute. Open Go burble. And let’s turn that “I can’t” into “I got this.”
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Listen to the Philly Calm Session by Go burble
In this session imagine flying over Philadelphia and seeing its beauty from above while you shift your stress to soothing calm.
Why Philly Loves
Made for us, by us – Go burble was founded right here in Philly.
Custom to your stress – Every session is unique, based on what you need in that moment.
Simple and fast – Because no one has time for an hour of meditating when life’s coming at you full speed.
Proven subconscious techniques – Created by world-renowned hypnotherapist Alexandra Janelli, Go burble taps into the science of your subconscious to help you actually change how you respond to stress.
GO BIRDS!
In this session imagine flying over Philadelphia and seeing its beauty from above while you shift your stress to soothing calm.